pokemon + shit = this

my brain feels like it’s on fire and my stomach hurts because i can’t stop laughing every time i see these two tweets

3d-bear:
Realistic-ish Gen 1 Pokemon Badges (Blender, Eevee)
Been away for a while doing school! Decided to try and learn blender 2.8 and Eevee and this was the result!
YOOOOOOOO!

corsolanite:

Japan Post Office to Release Commemorative Pokémon TCG Stamps. The set goes for $37 USD and will be available starting August 25. All the other stamp sets are set to be available on July 7.
* You can get them via here *

lyanol:

Make sure to take good care of your poke partner

1-4-1-8-0:

insomninteniac:
1-4-1-8-0:
But it’s Thursday???

tacticalpineapple:

theajesaysashe:
itsvegetasamahoe:
The Amazing world of Gumball writers have been unleashed
AND THAT IS THE TEA
THE WAY THEY ALL DO THAT SUCK IN A BREATH THROUGH THE TEETH AND UNFORTUNATE MMM SOUND THE WAY WE DO I’M DYING

relatablepoetryandquotes:

“I turned the page and read … I am sorry to break off so abruptly. Are there no men present? Do you promise me that behind that red curtain over there the figure of Sir Charles Biron is not concealed? We are all women you assure me? Then I may tell you that the very next words I read were these —’Chloe liked Olivia … ’ Do not start. Do not blush. Let us admit in the privacy of our own society that these things sometimes happen. Sometimes women do like women.”

- Virginia Woolf, A Room of One’s Own

everythingfox:

Have you ever asked yourself: “What does the skunk say?” unmute to find out

xirlos:

finalpam8000:
abstract-banana:
kirajaja:
carillonghorn:
romy7:
beefthot:
surprisebitch:
beesus-christ:
reactionfaces:
Shulk’s bussy after getting used like a human fleshlight by Incineroar’s 15 incher
:/
@myladymercier

budgebuttons:

He’s just a lil crispy

khaleesi-mother-of-fandoms:

pwesident:
magicact:
i just love the idea of an oddly specific curse that isn’t even harmful
curse where on tuesdays you can’t say the word tuesday
“What day is it today?”

“Second Monday”

“Cool, thanks”